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Episode 57 – Dear Diary

In this adventure, we try sending pages from our or our kid’s diary all over the US, and have varying reactions from people.

There’s a lot of hotels and food eateries and I dunno, lots of stuff in this episode. Lots of fun all around.

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Episode 56 – Head Penguin In Charge

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A long show with lots of calls this week, as well as some fun banter left in from the live show.
Dixie Cream tries to find love in all the wrong places. Dwight gets people angry. DeviantLuLu tries to get a film made.
We call the McMurdo Base in Antarctica and talk till the funds run out. Turbo sings a song to the tune of the Four Seasons by Vivaldi.
Akspa gets lost in it all.

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Episode 54 – Literally Shaking

Miriam tries to order a milkshake because she’s literally shaking from the death of her good friend, Ruthie Ginsburg, but things go awry.

Akspa tries to make bookings at hotels and fails. Some faxing fun is had with cultural language barriers. An unhelpful woman gets angry. Akspa tries and fails to get hotel bookings made.

We try to play Ddongchim and Kancho with Korean and Japanese participants, with varying results. (N00N00 has a fascination with this game, and has been asking us for months to do calls asking about ddongchim and/or kancho, which are a childhood game where you poke people in the anus with your fingers as a sort of distorted game of ‘tag’).

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Episode 51 – The Henderson File

In this episode, we send out offensive faxes to various locations, then call to check in on the transmission of the faxes, asking if it all got there in one piece. Pages 3, 4, 11, and many others are full of terrible imagery and are referenced many times throughout the show. 

Snappybakes tries to converse with an irate British man who couldn’t understand a word that Miriam said to him.

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Episode 50 – Suck My Phone, DAD

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Very special thanks to all our new and old sponsors for making this show – all 50 episodes so far, possible!

Dixie Cream tries to purchase a rooster, then he tries to get some info about a horse motel. Akspa tries to buy a car from too much of a nice guy. Akspa tries to make a room booking, but lines get crossed. Miriam calls people about getting a patio. Snappybakes talks to someone about goat panties. Akspa has a strange conversation with a weirdo. Customer Service tries to solve a problem. The heatwave man tries to deliver more excited molecules to unsuspecting brittains. Miriam tries to get some help with the nappy bandito. Mister Argon attempts to get brittains to accept their lord and savior heatwave man. Miriam tries to make contact with an old lover. The National Homosexual Society tries to recruit new brittains for Tea and Cakes in the park. Miriam tries to get to the bottom of a man in the garden’s behavior. The Heatwave man makes someone laugh. We finish the show with an attempt at making a hotel booking in Japan.

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Episode 48 – Yellow Mustard Pow[d]er

  • In this episode, Akspa does some crappy calls.
  • Miriam wakes up a UK family for sex and profit.
  • Dwight dons his Tyler Perry outfit and calls a fan
  • We wish a man a happy birthday via bizarre calls and song
  • We annoy Guam with terrible names and situations
  • Milkman ends the show

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Announcing the Madhouse Restoration Project –
We are looking at ways to restore the audio fidelity of every Madhouse Live show using AI technology.
We will be putting up a page chronicling the efforts and requests for help in this endeavor.
We will need help in collecting samples of Carlito’s voice, as well as every co-host’s voice over the years.
This is a long-term project that we want to get rolling sooner than later.

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Episode 47 – Mai Dodder’s Spiced Mustard

  • Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle
  • Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill
  • Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop
  • Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet
  • UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions
  • We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam
  • Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call
  • A man likes mustard and twitter hoes
  • A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.
  • Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’
  • Snappybakes has snake babies

Special thanks to MustardMachine for sponsoring Episodes 46 and 47

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Episode 44 – Mo Mustard, Mo Problems

Miriam calls LiveLinks and tries to find a man who can fulfill her Mustard needs.
MustardMachine tries to suss out the mustard competition.
Akspa tries to solve world mustard hunger
LuLu tries to find Mummy and entice men to do her bidding
Dwight and Airhead get called names by Kermit The Frog

This episode was recorded on July 3rd, 2020.

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Episode 43 – Hot Mustard Maidens

In this episode, we attempt to purchase firewood, make room bookings, report on Mustard happenings, and try to solve who the fairest Mustard Maiden is.

Features calls by Miriam, Akspa, Dwight the Janitor, LilDTB, Wingless, Snappybakes, DaDead, Milkman, and Clementine.

This episode was recorded June 26th 2020.

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Episode 36 – Quarantine Blues

In this episode, we call a bunch of random places trying to harass people in various ways. We get on the line with some weird people with weird nervous noises, and bother people overseas.

There’s some weird stuff in this episode that was recorded on April 18th, 2020.