Episode 43 – Hot Mustard Maidens

In this episode, we attempt to purchase firewood, make room bookings, report on Mustard happenings, and try to solve who the fairest Mustard Maiden is.

Features calls by Miriam, Akspa, Dwight the Janitor, LilDTB, Wingless, Snappybakes, DaDead, Milkman, and Clementine.

This episode was recorded June 26th 2020.


Episode 37 – A Drinking We Will Go

In this episode, Akspa decides early on that a couple shots of rye whiskey is a good idea. The result are several weird drunken calls to hotels, and people. The usual calls to Japan and Singapore are mixed in with calls to domestic locations. This is a short but sweet compilation of calls.

This episode was recorded on April 25th, 2020.


Episode 36 – Quarantine Blues

In this episode, we call a bunch of random places trying to harass people in various ways. We get on the line with some weird people with weird nervous noises, and bother people overseas.

There’s some weird stuff in this episode that was recorded on April 18th, 2020.


Episodes 31, 32, 33 – Miriam Loves Satin

In this mega episode, we call various places including Singapore, Japan, and the deep south. Miriam’s diaper gets stolen. There’s a whole lot of weird calls in this massive show – 4+ hours of pure unfiltered insanity.

If you wish to join in for the hilarity, head on over to the Hijinks Lab Discord server, and listen in on Friday nights starting at 7PM with Dragonmere, then at 10PM with Akspa for Community Calls!

This episode features calls by: Akspa, Miriam, Dwight the Janitor, BigDTB, and many others from the Hijinks Discord.


Episode 28 – Miriam Takes a Walk

Miriam gets lost at two different nursing homes, in different countries, all in the same night! We call various hotels, motels, and other businesses with complaints, requests, and annoyances. 

Features calls from:  Dom the Bomb, Darzzr, Akspa, Miriam, Cat_Astroph3, and many others from the Hijinks Discord.Includes a bonus call where Miriam attempts to scambait some scammers, but ends up on a party line full of others trying to do the same. 

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Episode 25 – Non-Conformist Prank Calls

In this episode, we call Singapore, Japan, the US, and various other places. We ruffle some feathers, confuse some people with our odd requests, do some customer surveys with weird results, and otherwise perform non-conformist prank calls.

Features calls by: Carlito, Dwight the Janitor, BigDTB, totalsecond, Akspa, Miriam, and many others from the Hijinks Discord Server.


Episode 24 – Missions of Misery

In this episode, Miriam attempts to intervene with hotel reservations, Dwight tries to find some biker gangs, Akspa’s phone has mysterious problems, Carlito tries to make reservations, and a very nice Japanese man tries his best to make a reservation for a special horse.

Special thanks to Chrispy808, tigereye4c, xpers, totalsecond, and our new patron T.L.!

Going forward, Travels with Miriam and Community Calls will be merged episodes, to make things less confusing.