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Episode 57 – Dear Diary

In this adventure, we try sending pages from our or our kid’s diary all over the US, and have varying reactions from people.

There’s a lot of hotels and food eateries and I dunno, lots of stuff in this episode. Lots of fun all around.

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Parkman

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Bob Vance

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goby

Horticalls

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MustardMachine

Dr. Tom Servo

Snails69

Gordo

Chrispy808

SPlink

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snappybakes

Panti

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Episode 56 – Head Penguin In Charge

Sponsors:
tigereye4c
Stalin_Without_the_Charm
Parkman
Phone Losers of America
Bob Vance
P.S.
goby
Horticalls
Another Prank Call Show
MustardMachine
Dr. Tom Servo
Snails69
Gordo
Chrispy808
SPlink
Seven
Lean
SuperDuperEd
WastedMemory
snappybakes
Panti
MST3Claye
dragonmere
Gilmour
Dirty_Umbrella
Mister Turbeaux

A long show with lots of calls this week, as well as some fun banter left in from the live show.
Dixie Cream tries to find love in all the wrong places. Dwight gets people angry. DeviantLuLu tries to get a film made.
We call the McMurdo Base in Antarctica and talk till the funds run out. Turbo sings a song to the tune of the Four Seasons by Vivaldi.
Akspa gets lost in it all.

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Episode 53 – Internet Pictures

In this episode, Miriam tries to find love, Jennifer Lawrence calls a fan, and faxes are sent to unsuspecting people who don’t find them funny at all. This is a jam-packed episode full of calls and descriptions of the terrible facsimiles.

Patrons who made this show possible:

Tigereye4c

Gordo

Ludwig Van

Bob Vance

Horticalls

Another Prank Call Show

P.S.

goby

Dr. Tom Servo

Snails69

Chrispy808

SPlink

Seven

Lean

SuperDuperEd

WastedMemory

snappybakes

Panti

MST3Claye

dragonmere

Gilmour

defat.hairpin

Xander Fett

Robert Turbeaux

Thanks to everyone for their patronage! Your support makes these types of shows (faxes) possible!

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Episode 52 – Bankrupted By Fax

In this episode we send out a few different faxes to truck stops, then check in on the status of the transmission, with varied results. Dwight explains to some folks why and how he dinged their car.

The Ogden Report and Barry’s Sausage Club faxes are available to Patrons on Patreon.

Patrons who made this show possible:
Tigereye4c
Gordo
Ludwig Van
Bob Vance
Horticalls
Another Prank Call Show
P.S.
goby
Dr. Tom Servo
Snails69
Chrispy808
SPlink
Seven
Lean
SuperDuperEd
WastedMemory
snappybakes
Panti
MST3Claye
dragonmere
Gilmour
defat.hairpin
Xander Fett
Robert Turbeaux

Thanks to everyone for their patronage! Your support makes these types of shows (faxes) possible!

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Episode 47 – Mai Dodder’s Spiced Mustard

  • Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle
  • Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill
  • Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop
  • Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet
  • UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions
  • We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam
  • Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call
  • A man likes mustard and twitter hoes
  • A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.
  • Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’
  • Snappybakes has snake babies

Special thanks to MustardMachine for sponsoring Episodes 46 and 47

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Episode 46 – Spicy Mustard

We call a bunch of people with the name Derek. Try to get some lawn tools, wake some Brits up, and bother people with Mustard jokes.

This episode was recorded July 10th, 2020

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Episode 44 – Mo Mustard, Mo Problems

Miriam calls LiveLinks and tries to find a man who can fulfill her Mustard needs.
MustardMachine tries to suss out the mustard competition.
Akspa tries to solve world mustard hunger
LuLu tries to find Mummy and entice men to do her bidding
Dwight and Airhead get called names by Kermit The Frog

This episode was recorded on July 3rd, 2020.

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Episode 43 – Hot Mustard Maidens

In this episode, we attempt to purchase firewood, make room bookings, report on Mustard happenings, and try to solve who the fairest Mustard Maiden is.

Features calls by Miriam, Akspa, Dwight the Janitor, LilDTB, Wingless, Snappybakes, DaDead, Milkman, and Clementine.

This episode was recorded June 26th 2020.

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Episode 37 – A Drinking We Will Go

In this episode, Akspa decides early on that a couple shots of rye whiskey is a good idea. The result are several weird drunken calls to hotels, and people. The usual calls to Japan and Singapore are mixed in with calls to domestic locations. This is a short but sweet compilation of calls.

This episode was recorded on April 25th, 2020.

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Episode 36 – Quarantine Blues

In this episode, we call a bunch of random places trying to harass people in various ways. We get on the line with some weird people with weird nervous noises, and bother people overseas.

There’s some weird stuff in this episode that was recorded on April 18th, 2020.