- Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle
- Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill
- Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop
- Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet
- UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions
- We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam
- Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call
- A man likes mustard and twitter hoes
- A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.
- Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’
- Snappybakes has snake babies
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