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Episode 50 – Suck My Phone, DAD

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Dixie Cream tries to purchase a rooster, then he tries to get some info about a horse motel. Akspa tries to buy a car from too much of a nice guy. Akspa tries to make a room booking, but lines get crossed. Miriam calls people about getting a patio. Snappybakes talks to someone about goat panties. Akspa has a strange conversation with a weirdo. Customer Service tries to solve a problem. The heatwave man tries to deliver more excited molecules to unsuspecting brittains. Miriam tries to get some help with the nappy bandito. Mister Argon attempts to get brittains to accept their lord and savior heatwave man. Miriam tries to make contact with an old lover. The National Homosexual Society tries to recruit new brittains for Tea and Cakes in the park. Miriam tries to get to the bottom of a man in the garden’s behavior. The Heatwave man makes someone laugh. We finish the show with an attempt at making a hotel booking in Japan.

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Episode 47 – Mai Dodder’s Spiced Mustard

  • Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle
  • Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill
  • Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop
  • Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet
  • UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions
  • We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam
  • Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call
  • A man likes mustard and twitter hoes
  • A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.
  • Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’
  • Snappybakes has snake babies

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Episode 44 – Mo Mustard, Mo Problems

Miriam calls LiveLinks and tries to find a man who can fulfill her Mustard needs.
MustardMachine tries to suss out the mustard competition.
Akspa tries to solve world mustard hunger
LuLu tries to find Mummy and entice men to do her bidding
Dwight and Airhead get called names by Kermit The Frog

This episode was recorded on July 3rd, 2020.