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Episode 50 – Suck My Phone, DAD

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Dixie Cream tries to purchase a rooster, then he tries to get some info about a horse motel. Akspa tries to buy a car from too much of a nice guy. Akspa tries to make a room booking, but lines get crossed. Miriam calls people about getting a patio. Snappybakes talks to someone about goat panties. Akspa has a strange conversation with a weirdo. Customer Service tries to solve a problem. The heatwave man tries to deliver more excited molecules to unsuspecting brittains. Miriam tries to get some help with the nappy bandito. Mister Argon attempts to get brittains to accept their lord and savior heatwave man. Miriam tries to make contact with an old lover. The National Homosexual Society tries to recruit new brittains for Tea and Cakes in the park. Miriam tries to get to the bottom of a man in the garden’s behavior. The Heatwave man makes someone laugh. We finish the show with an attempt at making a hotel booking in Japan.

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Episode 49 – Heatwave Man

This episode was a short one when it was edited down. 

There’s some funny bits about my new Reverse-Santa character, some weird stuff with some guy that apparently might have his hands on more than just large sums of money (but he also might just be crazy pants). 

There’s calls-a-plenty in here, with minimal ringing of phones. It’s a short one, but a good one.

This episode was recorded on July 31, 2020. To get shows earlier to their original recording date, become a patron of the show at https://patreon.com/akspa

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Episode 48 – Yellow Mustard Pow[d]er

  • In this episode, Akspa does some crappy calls.
  • Miriam wakes up a UK family for sex and profit.
  • Dwight dons his Tyler Perry outfit and calls a fan
  • We wish a man a happy birthday via bizarre calls and song
  • We annoy Guam with terrible names and situations
  • Milkman ends the show

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Announcing the Madhouse Restoration Project –
We are looking at ways to restore the audio fidelity of every Madhouse Live show using AI technology.
We will be putting up a page chronicling the efforts and requests for help in this endeavor.
We will need help in collecting samples of Carlito’s voice, as well as every co-host’s voice over the years.
This is a long-term project that we want to get rolling sooner than later.

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Episode 47 – Mai Dodder’s Spiced Mustard

  • Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle
  • Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill
  • Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop
  • Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet
  • UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions
  • We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam
  • Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call
  • A man likes mustard and twitter hoes
  • A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.
  • Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’
  • Snappybakes has snake babies

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Schedule for Episode Releases

All episodes of the podcast is released for free, however, we do delay releases by 2-3 weeks on the website. I’d like to explain a bit as to why this is –

Currently, the schedule for releases looks like this (UTC-4):

Schedule for Episode Releases 1
Show release schedule

These releases are Mono and ~96kbps mp3’s. This is done as an incentive to sign up to the Patreon and help support the show, as well as keep bandwidth costs down on the site (especially with syndication — bandwidth gets eaten up like candy). The patreon releases are all Stereo mixes and typically ~320kbps mp3’s.

Live shows occur in our discord weekly on Friday nights at 10PM, and last between 4-6 hours. If you want to join and get the latest show free of charge, feel free to join the discord and listen in live.

In the future, we may implement a live stream on the site itself, as discord is limited to 99 users at a time (each week, we edge closer to that limit).